Tonneau Cover 

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

Tonneau Cover by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009

metric fuck tonne

Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.

Generally used in hyperbole.

Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.

Angrybunnyman updates his journal a metric fuck tonne

metric fuck tonne by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005

Tonnk 

A word used among the vaping community, Refers to sitting back, chilling out while having a vaping session.

I am going to sit back and have a Tonnk

Tonnk by 2RandomSheets January 6, 2017

The One Tonne Challenge

Where by large women are slept with by competing men for the sake of sport.

A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)

The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.

You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.

Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.

The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.

The One Tonne Challenge by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005

rule of tonnage 

The biggest vehicle has the right of way. If you are on a bike, you should yield to cars.

Marten used to bike, but he got smashed when he ignored the rule of tonnage.

rule of tonnage by Encanis October 2, 2009

tonnage 

the combined weight of every individual youve slept with.

example unneccesary--- ----

tonnage by daniel. August 21, 2005

donny tonny concert 

a short name for don toliver concert goers to use as it resembles his name

this is in reference to the artist don toliver who stars in tracks like "after party" and lemonade"

haven't you heard? there is going to be a donny tonny concert on november 6th

donny tonny concert by A1 Saydia October 22, 2020