Tighty Whities

The simplest form of underwear available to men of all ages. Usually in the color white but briefs made for childen typically have colored designs on them. They fight tightly over the male crotch region (hence the name) and act as a cradle for the testicles and keeps the penis nice and snug with them. Young men are usually ridiculed for wearing tighty whities because of the simple fact that younger boys wear them in childhood. For comfort, these are the way to go, but don't get caught wearing them!

Tighty whities fit great on me, but I prefer the awesome feel of boxer briefs!

Tighty Whities by TheSpectacularOne May 7, 2009

tighty whities

Also known as briefs, it is the type of underwear worn by uncool kids. If a person is wearing tighty whities then they are given a wedgie immediately by cool, boxer wearing kids.

I am in tenth grade, and I have worn tighty whities every day since seventh grade. Since seventh grade I have worn cartoon briefs (such as Iron Man briefs) that are alittle small for me. And every day since seventh grade I have gotten a massive wedgie at school because I wear tighty whities. A couple days a week I get 28 regular wedgies, and 32 extremely painful, massive wedgies. But on the other days I just get 20 regular wedgies, and 25 massive wedgies. I don't care about the wedgies. I just enjoy wearing tighty whities.

tighty whities by Selfaholic June 26, 2010

tighty whities

very tight, white, embarassing, elastic band, underwear and if seen in a locker room you will be wedgied or form expeirience spanked, clothes taken, and forced 2 run around the school in ur tighty whities which you realized have been switched with size small and barely hold your weener in actually dont hold your penis in.

I have all types of tighty whities: i have white , yellow, purple, litght blue, then i have bikinis: blue, yellow and red then i have speedos: blue, green, pink, red, gray, and black but i accidently bought small so my penis is being strangled and one time an old guy came up to me in the local locker room and said boy you need a bigger size you dont have a big one but i mean i buy my grandson bigger pairs then under his breath but he does have a bigger one.

tighty whities by wedgie June 19, 2007

tighty whities

What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.

I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.

tighty whities by James the sore butt August 26, 2005

tighty whities

It¨is an underware that the nerds (as me) and fat wear. It will help u if you have an erection, because your penis look smaller, but if they see u that u are wearing that, they are gonna give you an atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, and all tipes of wedgies.
It is

Yesterday, in the bathroom of my school, I found a dollar in the floor. I went hold it, but a guy that was behind me, saw my ass and the resort of my tighty whities, He screams: A nerd with tighty whities!!! and everybody came to make me a wedgie.
First, cleared my clothes (expet my tighty whities), they did me atomic wedgie, next they put my head in the W.C. and next, they put my tighty whities in a hook and left me there 3 hours, until I tried to escame and my tighty whities brake down...

tighty whities by Wedgied96 December 16, 2008

tighty whities

white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.

Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.

tighty whities by greekmonkey March 18, 2004

tighty whities

what guys w/ sexy asses should wear but dont cuse they are too cool
what fat kids wear because their mom still buys them their underwear
for heven sakes just buy some boxers
also what i found on my floor this morning

jesse should wear tighty whities cause hes too damn sexy to not show his ass

tighty whities by mime June 8, 2005