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Tight-life 

Tight life is something that happens when you feel like you have been screwed over, if you feel upset, or something bad happens.
Tight-life, I just got a 50 in math.
Tight-life by Sax Man94 October 26, 2011

Good-N-Tight 

German Torque Specification; To be said with a German accent.
How tight did you torque down those lug nuts?

Good-N-Tight!
Good-N-Tight by Justin N. March 5, 2008

dick tight 

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools
Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!
dick tight by Dick Fiztwell March 8, 2016

black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere
I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

you got me tight yo 

Being upset or annoyed at someone
You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!