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thundercuntasaurus rex

see also: thundercunt, cuntasaurus rex.

a cunt of the highest order
see your man over there?
yeah...
he's a fucking thundercuntasaurus rex

aluminum thunderflush 

A tankless toilet (usually made from stainless steel but not always) that has an exceptionally powerful flush; such toilets are known to devour things like paper towels, socks, full rolls of rollios -- items which would clog up an ordinary shitbowl.

Suicide-resistant prison combys (they are made of metal and have a lavatory on top & a seatless toilet below; almost exclusively found in jail & prison cells) are thought to have been the originator for the phrase, "aluminum thunderflush".
Hey John!
Want to see something kewl?
Come over here and look at this...{places the end of a roll of bungwipe into the toilet water, flushes}. Check out how fast this aluminum thunderflush devours a whole roll of TP!!! See, it ate the whole roll with just two flushes!!!
aluminum thunderflush by Telephony September 7, 2013

Thundercuntasaurus 

(n) a highly insensitive selfish troll-like creature that can't see past her own gut roll, she often marries men who can't stand up for themselves. When spotted, you can witness them start drama with any living being, friend or foe. Proceed with caution, can often be distracted by any Hostess product.
That thundercuntasaurus Kyla needs to shut her damn mouth.

Thunderbuster

An incredibly intense thrust during intercourse. Known to leave the reciever incapacitated for quite some time.
After successive thunderbusters from last night, she wasn't able to walk to class in the morning.
Thunderbuster by Ace_Go_Blue October 16, 2009

Thunderbungle 

Michael is a thunderbungle.
Thunderbungle by CloudWN March 3, 2011

thundercunt 

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Hand Grenade or the most powerful zord from Power Rangers, it should only be used in times of extreme need
Man: Larry, your home just burned down, and the arsonist fucked your wife
Larry: THUNDERCUNT!!!!
Universe: Shatters a little bit, shaken to its very core
thundercunt by Steve M C June 11, 2006