A game commonly played on reddit, tumblr, and other comment-based social media based on the fact that vegans will usually passionately mention their beliefs when veganism is mentioned (or more often, insulted). After the vegan comment is posted, a third party will simply comment "Found the vegan".
Person A: This is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Vegan: You mean the person that actually has respect for animals and doesn't brutally slaughter them because they "taste good"?
A game commonly played on Tumblr. All one needs to do is make a post about how some meat product is delicious or make a post about how vegans are overly sensitive and like magic someone will respond saying that not all vegans are smug assholes they just live a healthier lifestyle than you and you're a horrible person for eating meat.
Vegan: How can you live with yourself knowing that you contributed to the MURDER of a poor defenseless pig?
Non-Vegan: Found the vegan
OR
Non-Vegan: I hate it when my vegan aunt comes over for thanksgiving and complains about all of us eating turkey.
Vegan: Well not all vegans are like that but eating tofu is much healthier. You're aunt is a smart person and you should probably stop eating turkey if not for the health benefits but at least to stop the brutal senseless violence of poor, beautiful, innocent turkeys.
A sex practive where a person with a penis dips their balls into hummus and then teabags their vegan partner.
The hummus can also be substituted for guacamole.
mom: where did all my hummus go?
me: I did the vegan on Karen last night.
1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER 1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?