thickenin' the sickenin' 

This is what happens when you intentionally drink more alcohol than you necessary and thereby increasing your hangover rating to an uncomfortable level that may prevent anything decent from happening the next few days.

Louie: "Hey! Pass me that tequila and give me that Mad Dog! I wasted and it's great!"
Leroy: "Dude! Slow down! We've got that hike tomorrow with the girls and I don't want to be late!"
Louie: "You ain't got a chance with Elinor! So, let it go, nerd alert!"
Leroy: "Man, you're just thickenin' the sickenin'! You'll feel like Holy Hell tomorrow. F' it! Cheers! Let's get housed!"

thickenin' the sickenin' by von groovy September 22, 2024

thick in the head 

used to call someone “stupid/dumb”

“are you thick?”

“i know, i’m not thick in the head”

thick in the head by noufirst June 12, 2018

thick in the head 

meaning, stupid or dumb.

“are you thick?”
“no i wouldn’t do that! i’m not thick in the head.”

thick in the head by noufirst June 12, 2018

Thick in the knees 

Nonsense series of words meant to confuse white people.

Lewis: She was thick in the knees.
Ronald: um.... of course she was....

Thick in the knees by Comatose Carl January 17, 2018

Thicke of the Night

Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.

Two things will happen as this takes place:

1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.

2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.

I gave Charlize a Thicke of the Night when she fell asleep watching Growing Pains.

Thicke of the Night by John Stone December 13, 2008

thick in the dome 

Someone who is mentally incapable

Bob you are thick in the dome, that’s not the correct answer.

thick in the dome by Professor Zak September 29, 2017