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The Butthole Surfers 

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.
Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....
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Surfride the whip 

When one puts they stereo on blast, rollin safely, so that one can exit the car get on top of their car while it is still going and surfing on top of the car.
Standing up on top of the car while it is still going and no one is driving surfride the whip.

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Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences 

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

The Huntington Beach Surfers 

A pack of wave riding, beer slugging,420ing, my waves my beach go the fuckin back home tourist slanging, fun loving terrorial, maldunes that are local to some of the best sets know to man and and a southside left face thats proof that Gods a surfer
me " dude I fucking hate tourist they black ball the beach at 10 during the summer so from dawn patrol till then if some white trash SOB on a boogie board is in my water he's chum"

The Huntington Beach Surfers 

bunch of surfers that are very territorial and spend most of our nights blitzed out of our skulls or trashed. usually hate tourists because they bring a bunch of douchebags that want to boogy board and clog up the water or bring these stuck up punks that think they can come here for a week or so and catch teh best waves out of all where the regulars dotn pull snake moves on every wave and cut pple off. all in all huntington beach surfers are just straight up cool people
Guy 1: dude that guy is obviously a tourist, hes on a boogie board and is snaking ever wave
Guy 2: yeah hes a douche

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The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"
The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"