Squishing The Muffin 

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

Squishing The Muffin by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011

squashing the fly 

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

squashing the fly by tony shannon March 22, 2005

where the fucking squash at!? 

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"

*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

where the fucking squash at!? by BVMBL3B33 December 15, 2017

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.

"i'm about to squash the carrot "

squash the carrot by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017

Squash the Yonkies 

“It’s like when you fuckin mega sesh for at least 3 hours...ya feel me?”

Yo bitches we boutta go Squash the Yonkies.

Squash the Yonkies by Basón December 17, 2019

Squashing the Vibes 

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else

Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.

Squashing the Vibes by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022