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The Shrinker

1. noun, The penis as it leaves it's state of erection when the owner of the penis does not want it to. For opposites, see The Surpriser Riser.

2. proper noun, The pharmecutical (sp) company that makes medicine to reduce erections; the anti-viagra.
1. "Damn you shrinker! GET BACK UP THERE!"

2. "I can't walk. I need to take some The Shrinker Pills."
The Shrinker by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

the scroinkler 

The scroinkler is an incredible beast, often defined by it's cross-eyed stare. It has been described as scrongly, scroinkly, and squimshed. It is legally required to like the lil man.
Hey, have you heard of the scroinkler?

"No.."

Die.
the scroinkler by petetheman23 April 5, 2022

Put the Sprinkles on it 

A phrase used once something is completed. It originated from adding sprinkles to dessert after they were completed in easy bake ovens.
Lucy: The cake is done!

Judy: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

or...

Lucy: I'm done sending all those emails

Emma: PUT THE SPRINKLES ON IT!

The Downward Sprinkle 

You jump off a building with your partner and while you are falling to your death you must cum in her bum before hitting the ground otherwise you lose the game.
"Did you hear about the suicide last week" "Yea but he did The Downward Sprinkle So he didn't die in vain"

Sprinkle the infield 

To buy another round of drinks, usually just for those sitting at the bar as opposed to the entire bar.
He’s a good customer, every time he comes to the bar he asks the bartender to sprinkle the infield.

Sprinkle the pudding 

before sex u take colon cough, then right after you finish you get up and spray nasty diarrhea all over ur partner
Guy 1-what did u do last night?

Guy 2-i went to my girlfriends house to sprinkle the pudding on her

Guy 1-how did that go?

Guy 2-she dumped me
Sprinkle the pudding by S.G.C February 28, 2011