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The Smithester 

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010
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the smith plays 

I love the smith plays

is so sellout.

The Smithy 

1. To do something you're not supposed to do
2. Is illegal
3. A weak U-Turn
4. Eeeeeeeeeeyeah!
OMG you did THE SMITHY through that double yellow line!
The Smithy by H8erlines August 3, 2010

The Smith Theorem 

When you worship your buddy so, so much, that you actually become gay... not only for them, but for all semi-attractive men... I'm talking like 5's and up
The lusty look he has after seeing those tight, blue golf pants can only be described as "The Smith Theorem"

The Smith 45 

To engage in intercourse with a midget in the doggie style position, while bonging an alchoholic beverage.
While engaging in The Smith 45 I puked on the midget.
The Smith 45 by Lawrence Smith December 15, 2008

The Smithy 

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.
Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.
The Smithy by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011

Giving the Smith 

When you cum on someone's forehead and slap it, spraying the cum everywhere.
The chemistry experiment was going well until Andy got caught Giving the Smith to the teacher.