Nights of the Round Table 

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

Nights of the Round Table by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

nights of the round table 

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

nights of the round table by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

Knights of the Round Hemiroid

Eight doctors that sergically attempetd to remove an infected hemiroid from Oprah Winfry's vagina. They had failed to remove it. All eight had lost their lived fighting to vanguish this horrowing blob. The hemirioid is still there even to this day. Often, people mistake it for her face on TV, but it's the hemiroid.
These brave, fearless men had the courage to go into her vagina, when most men rather not touch it with a 9' pole.
These brave men are now known tosay as "the Knights of the Round Hemiroid"

Every July 18th, we celebrate this day as "Oprah is Responsible for the Deaths of Eight More People Day"

Knights of the Round Hemiroid by Mr Evil Betty April 18, 2004

The Head of the Round Table

1. a. A scenario in which one assumes an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b. A position of authority in which one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. A position in which one commands the presence of overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.

1.You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.

The Head of the Round Table by Maskil March 8, 2012

Knights of the round anus 

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

Knights of the round anus by IanChode October 5, 2008

Knights of the Round Table 

A group of individuals so closely knit that they are known simply as "The Knights". When the group is together, preferably at a round glass table, together they partake in the lush activities that encompass consuming cannibus. This small group of people that come together day in, day out to enjoy the fruitfulness of marijuana's treasure share a deep bond closer than even that of any molecular bond. They are inseparable. They are the Knights of the Round Table.

Hey, did you guys see the Knights of the Round Table last night? I wish I could be them, they have harnessed the true meaning of life together.

Knights of the Round Table by jesusshuttlesworth69 October 29, 2012

The roundhouse raspberry 

A special type of punishment that inflicts agonizing pain. You take the scrotum of the male and you twist it as much as possible until it’s as red as a raspberry. Then have Chuck fucking Norris roundhouse kick the testicles and let the scrotum fly like a plane propeller.

Father... please... not the roundhouse raspberry. My testies are still sore from when you bit my scrotum off.

The roundhouse raspberry by Literally God December 15, 2019