Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

Scooted the rooster by Tcop October 14, 2020

Shoot the rooster 

During a mfm threeway with the girl on top of one guy she tilts her back shouting out in delight (crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to cough and choke.

Dude, the other night Steve and I were with Mandy and she was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get her to quiet down

Shoot the rooster by Lahist March 7, 2023

Putting on the Rooster Suit 

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

Putting on the Rooster Suit by romanjonesz October 10, 2015

snub the rooster 

jerking off, masturbation

Joe likes to snub the rooster when his roommate, the carnie, is not home.

snub the rooster by Dougie1234567890 November 12, 2006

Smack the Rooster 

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response

"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"

Smack the Rooster by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017

Hoovers the Rooster

Hoovers the Rooster = sucks the cock.

Boy: Dude, Hunter totally sucks the cock.

Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."

Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.

Hoovers the Rooster by Tom, from Urban Dictionary October 17, 2006

Blew the rooster 

A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.

Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.

He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.

Blew the rooster by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010