You're not cutting the mustard

A boomer phrase of undeterminable origin, It pretty much means you're wrong or bad.

*Does something incorrectly*
Boomer: "You're not cutting the mustard"
Me: "Ok Boomer"

You're not cutting the mustard by Abortea November 18, 2019

touch the mustard 

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

touch the mustard by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010

Spilling the mustard everywhere 

"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"

"Why is Alina always spilling the mustard everywhere?"
"I don't know, maybe she want's attention"

Spilling the mustard everywhere by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017

Pass the mustard please 

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

Pass the mustard please by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

Bucking the mustard 

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.

Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay

Bucking the mustard by rhonin66 March 2, 2021

Cut the mustard

You won or “lived up to expectations” or basically, stuff like that.

“I cut the mustard in the game.”
“Oh I didn’t”

Cut the mustard by Beanie gacha April 20, 2022

The Minnesota Mustard Monster 

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

The Minnesota Mustard Monster by jon lol October 7, 2021