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Better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack

A term used to describe various forms of entertainment, either in the positive or the negative.
"Man this movie really sucks."
"Yeah, but its better than the Mortal Kombat soundtrack"

~or~

"Oh yeah, I just got Final Fantasy XII"
"How is it?"
"ehhh, so far the mortal kombat soundtrack is better"
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ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) 

a not so bad netflix original where the protagonist makes me want to fucking kill myself because of her shitty acting. its a not so good rendition of the book series with barely decent and an atrOCIOUS ONE (makes me want to use eye bleach).
why the fuck am i watching ShadowHunters: The Mortal Instruments (Netflix Series) ???? god this is so shit e n d m e

Moriarty the Patriot 

also known as one of the best underrated mangas ever.

if you read the manga ur hot and very gay.
random guy: dude have you seen the Moriarty the Patriot anime??? it's so fucking good

another random guy: yeah yeah i know bro but the manga is wayyy better

The Zero Mortal Plan 

The Zero Mortal Plan is the way Zamasu and Goku Black will kill all mortals in order to create an utopia, a world with nothing more than immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"

The Zero Mortal Plan 

A divine project planned by Zamasu and Goku Black (Zamasu from another timeline who switched bodies) which consists in the erradication of all mortal beings in all timelines to create an utopia of godly immortal beings.
"The Zero Mortal Plan starts today!"

The Big Mortaccio

“Where were you yesterday?”
“It was The Big Mortaccio.”
“Oh.” -The Big Mortaccio
The Big Mortaccio by anonymous January 7, 2026

thremortar

sex involving a priest and a child
or
when a priest fucks someone
"dude your priest is a thremortar!"
or
" they just had a thremortar
thremortar by Eric Forbes March 24, 2005