curse of the mexican

When you've been outlawed from sex by the opposite gender you start to think everyone is hot

Bob: that girls is fine!
Steve: dude! look at her she's a troll
Bob: really
Steve: yes, how longs it been Bob
Bob: too long
Steve: you have the curse of the mexican bob
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

curse of the mexican by stealth reaper March 9, 2012

The Mexican Salt Shaker 

The Mexican salt shaker is the way of the future. It restores air flow, works the sweat off my balls, and adjusts my junk all at the same time. Not to mention no one knows what im doing.... mostly haha....

When i work out I always do The Mexican Salt Shaker so i don't get my hands wet.

The Mexican Salt Shaker by Ichwill1986 April 15, 2010

The Mexican Invasion

The ongoing flood of illegal immigrants into the United States of America. We pay for their healthcare, we pay when they hit us in traffic, we pay our government just so that they can let these criminals stay here. Now these criminals are going to pay 2000 dollars and become citizens, even when lawful immigrants from other countries are going through the correct steps.

Fuck the Mexican Invasion. Republicans sold out and Democrats are pussies. Fuck amnesty.

The Mexican Invasion by Neo-Con June 14, 2007

The Mexican Boarder Crosser 

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.

Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

The Mexican Boarder Crosser by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014

The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.

Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.

The Mexican Coleslaw by Coleslawlover June 9, 2018

The mexican sus 

The mexican sus is a creature found in the north-west part of mexico. It fulfills all the criterias to be called "sus" in mexico, since "sus" is a term which variates from country to country.

-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?

-Oh, don't mind him. It's just the mexican sus.

The mexican sus by El Sus March 17, 2022

Alex the Mexican 

A guy so stubborn that he will make everyone unhappy (even himself) just so someone else doesn’t get their way.

girl: alex please share your location, i’m worried about you
alex the mexican: no
girl: then i’m not talking to you
alex the mexican: then it looks like we’re not talking

Alex the Mexican by itschey November 15, 2018