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the high post 

when one gains a vertical hight advantage upon his peers and proceeds to pass gass while on that higher pedistal.thus gaining a "higher post" to rip ass from
D-fair pulled the high post when he stood on the chair. it was epic.
the high post by akooz November 22, 2006

The High Life 

When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
I just lived the High Life!!

We should drink some beers, find some bitches and live the high life!!

the high-five downstairs 

phrase alluding to a sexual act involving sexual acts involving the hands in and around the pelvic or anal regions while said person or partners are masterbating.
I walked in on my friend giving his professor "the high-five downstairs".

The High School Vanity Continuation Industry 

The industry of service providers that allow adults to continue their vain high school lifestyles into adulthood.
Facebook and Twitter are two of the biggest companies in The High School Vanity Continuation Industry. Who would have ever thought that a billion people wanted to continue high school bullshit into adulthood?

The High Holiday 

Celebrated on April 20th every year (4/20 -get it?) by serious potheads.
- Hey what are you doing for the High Holiday?
- Thought I'd skip work (school, whatever) roast a bowl and throw some disc down at the park, wanna join?
The High Holiday by latenite April 1, 2009

the high-eye 

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.
1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.
the high-eye by Sil Carbide October 22, 2012