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The Walking Grape 

A round and luciuos idiot whi tends to wear lots of purple and black.
"What the fuck is timothy doing"

"Being a lucious version of The Walking Grape!"

the international grape popping competition 

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

The Giffnock Grape Grinder

When a male takes their balls and another male grinds them up until it becomes a liquid form and then chugs it, But if they don’t finish it in one sip then they have to get their balls and have them dried into raisins.
The giffnock grape grinder, Dude thats gnaaarrrllyy

Biggest grape in the vineyard 

The biggest grape in the vineyard is a person who hears and knows of all gossip going around him/her. He/she knows everything before everyone else does.
Eric , how did you hear that Julie was pregnant? You must be the biggest grape in the vineyard! No one has heard that yet!

grape of the vine 

A Grape of the Vine is a beautiful thing/person to stumble upon. If you ever meet one, DO NOT LET HER GO. Grape of the Vines are funny, and although they appear shy at first , as soon as you get to know them you will never want a better friend. They can listen and give advice, but they know when not to intervene and let you solve problems by yourself. They are very smart even though they don’t like to try. They hold their friends very close and will never let you go. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Grape of the Vine for a friend, your life will never be the same.
GRAPE OF THE VINE
grape of the vine by L.P.R.C. February 28, 2021

Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday 

A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
Your being such a grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Friday right now and I’m not having it.