The Dave Rule 

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup

Man I hooked up with Mel last night!

Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!

The Dave Rule by yogi_b September 25, 2010

The Dave Effect 

The phenomenon that causes females to be repulsed by the mention of Dave. It is believed to be triggered by Dave's chronic knowitallism and overall weirdness. Other possible causes include a funny smell, a funny face, and a geeky demeanor.

"Hey Sarah, do you know Dave?"
"Ew, don't even say that name. It gives me the heebee jeebees."

The Dave Effect by arnis March 15, 2005

The Dave hunter 

When are disc jockey uses the wrong sound clip.

When a radio show is doing a bit and you mean to play cop sirens but you actually play disco music, you did The Dave Hunter

The Dave hunter by Anonymous paul October 15, 2019

The Dave and Bambi Treatment 

where your game/mod becomes unfairly difficult because of extreme spam, wether it’d be notes for a rhythm game, or bullets/enemies in a shooter game, thus causing the playability of the game to drop significantly, and dropping quality too.

“There was a game i played and it was so many enemies and bullets to the point where i couldn’t play it anymore! it must’ve gotten The Dave and Bambi Treatment.”

The Dave and Bambi Treatment by TBTheTB August 28, 2022

The Dave Principle 

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

The Dave Principle by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

The Dave Way 

The very best way of doing something. Possibly the greatest way of doing anything ever.

I think we should use a pressure washer with 5K roto tips to clean this filth off the wall... Nope The Dave Way says 36 grit sand paper and fan tips is better.

The Dave Way by Nerdsloth April 17, 2022

Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

Doing The Dave by the man who gets the bat August 3, 2021