chop the morning wood 

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

chop the morning wood by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy 

1. a phrase used when a small child's father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations - said by a girl to a boy

1. "Dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!"
2. "I'll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)"

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy by clovertwig June 29, 2011

The Florida Chop 

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

The Florida Chop by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

Chop the block 

To chat with someone

1. Let’s chop the block this Saturday

2. I saw Mike chopping the block with Sara at the last night’s party

Chop the block by the_one_honest_man_on_urban January 23, 2023

chip chop the blip blop 

Smoke a blunt.

Aye lets chip chop the blip blop.

chip chop the blip blop by Jonnnnnnnnnn April 18, 2009

The Slap-Chop 

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.

"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."

The Slap-Chop by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010

the big chop 

the transition into a baby gay through the means of cutting one's hair. most gay AFABs go through this.

"yo, did you hear about insert name? yeah, they're going through the big chop right now."

the big chop by spider mochi November 25, 2020