The Bachelor

A Stupid Reality Show, Just Takes Female Stupidity To A Whole New Level. Bimbos, The Lot Of Them :D.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

The Bachelor by NoNameDefintion January 13, 2011

"The Bachelor" Effect 

In reference to the reality show The Bachelor - It is when you fall in love with someone in a novel setting that's far removed from reality (I.e. on a vacation, reality show, business trip). Once taken out of the novel environment, the relationship shrivels and dies in the harsh light of reality.

I thought I loved her when we met in Bali, but when we tried to make it work afterwards, it just fell apart. Guess it was just "The Bachelor" Effect.

"The Bachelor" Effect by sympathomimetic September 7, 2015

The Bachelor

The act of holding the bottom of your shirt in your mouth while you cum on your stomach/happy trail after masturbating. The purpose is to make sure the semen does not get on your clothes.

I was wearing my favorite Houston Rockets t-shirt last night, so I performed The Bachelor while I jacked it.

The Bachelor by Ryan McQ April 15, 2008

The Bachelor

Romantic fantasy porn for women
Always one of the top 10 shows that boyfriends/husbands do not want to watch, talk about, hear about, or think about.
If your boyfriend watches it with you, he's actually your girlfriend

"Bae!! Are you coming over to watch The Bachelor again this week?? I have 3 bottles of wine for the two of us!!"
"Staaaaaawp, is that even a question!??!!?"

The Bachelor by Marg Ana July 26, 2016

The Bachelor

A show where women who hate men that date multiple women essentially participate in a show where the ultimate prize is marrying a man that dated multiple women.

Woman: I hate men that date multiple women but I love watching The Bachelor

The Bachelor by BadAccountant March 28, 2019

The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does

"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"

The Bachelor by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005

The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

The Bachelor by Nosimp September 15, 2018