Terrorball or terrorist-ball is the style of play so defensive minded and devoid of any ambition to play actual football (or any ball related sport) that it actually becomes a criminal offense against Human Rights, more specifically the rights of spectators, altohugh the rights of the opposing players may also be of concern here. This strategy usually consists of all 11 players defending in their own side of the pitch, trying to generate goalscoring opportunities mostly by set pieces instead of open play, blasting the ball as long and high as they can, and commiting lots of fouls on opposite players to disrupt the flow of the game as much as possible. The eyes of the spectator may become either sore or sleepy watching this abomination.

A: I hate how Arsenal is only playing for a draw. Like their only goal came through a corner and they've done nothing ever since!

B: Yeah that's peak Artetanyahu terrorball for you.

Terrorball by Shoestore Kid December 14, 2024

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Terrorealization

The exact moment when a movie, tv show, video, song, or any other kind of media has you in THAT face. 1000 yard stare type of face. On the outside your expression is blank, on the inside your brain is thinking faster then you've ever thought before, but even when your thinking all of that, your still blank, completely still.

Dude that part where the main character gets shot gave me a terrorealization.

Terrorealization by JimmyJimBob97122 March 17, 2026

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