Terrorball

A game developed between the United States and Islamic terrorists to determine who will ultimately prevail. There are two rules to Terrorball:

(1) The game lasts as long as there are terrorists who want to harm Americans; and

(2) If terrorists should manage to kill or injure or seriously frighten any of us, they win.

Person 1: Yeah I played a game of Terrorball with him.
Person 2: Did you win?
Person 1: Of course not, you can never win at terrorball! You can only lose more slowly!

Terrorball by E. Penn January 14, 2010

Terrorball

Terrorball or terrorist-ball is the style of play so defensive minded and devoid of any ambition to play actual football (or any ball related sport) that it actually becomes a criminal offense against Human Rights, more specifically the rights of spectators, altohugh the rights of the opposing players may also be of concern here. This strategy usually consists of all 11 players defending in their own side of the pitch, trying to generate goalscoring opportunities mostly by set pieces instead of open play, blasting the ball as long and high as they can, and commiting lots of fouls on opposite players to disrupt the flow of the game as much as possible. The eyes of the spectator may become either sore or sleepy watching this abomination.

A: I hate how Arsenal is only playing for a draw. Like their only goal came through a corner and they've done nothing ever since!

B: Yeah that's peak Artetanyahu terrorball for you.

Terrorball by Shoestore Kid December 14, 2024

terriballs 

something so terrible that it can be compared to the nastiness of one's balls.

"Omg! You got a 5% on your test?! That's terriballs!

terriballs by harpwned November 17, 2009

Terrorealization

The exact moment when a movie, tv show, video, song, or any other kind of media has you in THAT face. 1000 yard stare type of face. On the outside your expression is blank, on the inside your brain is thinking faster then you've ever thought before, but even when your thinking all of that, your still blank, completely still.

Dude that part where the main character gets shot gave me a terrorealization.

Terrorealization by JimmyJimBob97122 March 17, 2026