tending to my cats 

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

tending to my cats by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018

Tending 

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

Tending by Helen Storm November 7, 2009

Tadding 

Tadding: A sacred art practiced by the chinese,that involves getting atop trees shaped like tadpoles.

The boy loves tadding.

Tadding by unwiset2 September 8, 2008

Todding 

Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.

"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."

Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011

Teding 

Having sex with a dead goat

Let's go teding

Teding by Turkeybaster52 June 17, 2018

Tadding 

To creep or to follow. Especially over the left shoulder.

He has been tadding around all day.

Tadding by kmoney66475 November 30, 2010

teddington girls 

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

teddington girls by loser999 December 11, 2007