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Tack in my sack 

To describe a very Annoying person or situation.
You're irritating the shit out of me, quit being a tack in my sack.

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Shit-Tucky Mushroom 

When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.

My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.

It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
Shit-Tucky Mushroom by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Snuff Tack 

A woman in possession of a snuffy nose.
Girlfriend looks up all bleary with a cold.
Man says "aww wee snuff tack"

spitting tacks 

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.
My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.
Sack Tack is the unfortunate male predicament when his sweaty scrotum sticks to the sides of his thighs.
Damn Tom Smith, you got some serious sack tack.
Sack Tack by wkb October 5, 2007