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Swordfishin' 

The ultimate expression of living the fast life.

Experiencing culture, art, sex and adventure through the access of wealth.

Traveling throughout the world in a smooth, sleek and fast moving faction, hence like a Swordfish.

Taking big money from banks through loopholes like Gabriel in the movie Swordfish
I bought a six-stop travel ticket to go Swordfishin' 'round the world.

We went to Intermezzo's and bought ALL 108 slices of desserts they had on the menu. We ate luxury desserts for a month, froze or gave away the rest. We were straight swordfishin' that night.

We rented hot air balloons, had a race over lake lanier then ate a rooftop lobster, shrimp and champagne tower dinner Picked up a limo truck and 5 girls then went club hopping to 3 night clubs and a strip club. We ended at a floor suite at the 'W' on 14th, ordered 20 shots of Patron silver and a whole chocolate cake with ice cream from room service, then passed out thinking "Damn i've been Swordfishin' all day!"
Swordfishin' by Yari Olaf August 13, 2011
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Swordfish Taco 

The term used to describe the genitalia of a hermaphrodite.
I took this chick home and she had a swordfish taco!
Swordfish Taco by blurr1974 August 25, 2013

swordfish dildo 

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.
"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."
swordfish dildo by Imudz October 6, 2016

Swordfishing 

The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"

Vanilla Swordfish 

A vanilla swordfish is a person with many passionate but minor kinks, such as daddy/mommy kinks, gentle hair pulling and choking, and name calling. They typically come off as basic or unassuming at first.
Brittany is such a Vanilla Swordfish! Her boyfriend had bruises all over her neck!
Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.
A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.
Swordfish by dirty asshole March 15, 2009

Seattle Swordfish 

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.
My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.