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Switchfoot 

(n)
(1)a sexual act in which one gay teenage male jacks off another gay teengage male until they ejaculate all over each other's balls while listening to the annoying, talentless band Switchfoot
(2) an annoying, talentless band
(1) I was flirting with Mike one moment, talking about our favorite band, Switchfoot, and the next moment I was in Mike's room performing Switchfoot on him.
(2) Yeah, lets go see the band Switchfoot in concert and die!
Switchfoot by Mr. Miyagi April 26, 2005

switchfoot 

possibly one of the shittiest bands ever.
I was at sherrie's house the other day, she put of switchfoot and I almost killed myself. Then she asked if we wanted to go shopping for more converse shoes.
switchfoot by lafawnduh February 2, 2005

switchfoot 

He switchfooted me.
switchfoot by skizzlemasta October 17, 2003

goofy switchfoot 

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side
Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!
goofy switchfoot by lilmouse August 10, 2014

The Noob Switchfoot 

when a noob to DDR decides to try and be full of himself by attempting a song on heavy. when this doesn't work out and he is seconds from iminent failure (usually about a quarter of the way through the song), he has a noob buddy try and take over in desperation. This whole act usually ends about halfway through the song.
look at those sad little noobs on max 300. Get ready, when they pull The Noob Switchfoot, shank the first noob with a toothbrush. Then put your quarter up on the machine.

switchboom 

1. an explosion in the sales of switches for either a particular business or indeed the whole switchconomy
"so how come you only get £10 EMA now? ... ahh yeah, switchboom"

(where one person is talking to another about the amount of household income-related educational maintenance allowance they receive, and the person's father works in the switch business - therefore, an explosion in the switch market, or switchboom, would mean that they would receive more income and therefore less benefit)
switchboom by sazzy w March 10, 2008