A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.
Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”
Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”
It is a drinking stunt, preferably with the supplies of salt, lime and tequila.
First you sniff a line of salt
then squeeze lime juice in your eye and last take one or two shots of tequila
Ricky: Hey did you see AJ do the stunt man?
Jeff: Ya, the crazy bastard was crying and bleeding out of his nose for half an hour