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Strawberry Shortcake 

Someone with golden-red/bronze hairs in their beard. Prominent with people from Aberdare, particularly a man called Mr. Short.

An avid fan of Fed Smoker. "What's up there chomo".

Popular quotes:- "Flecked Flag Down!" "Fuck aye cunt" "He loves water sports" "By Smec" (in reference to the previous conversation go to touchmycamerathroughthefence.org for more information) "Sob into a crusty sock".
Bleed: You got some ginger hair in your beard!

Mr. Short: No you purple nob cunt they brown hairs see.

Mr. Newton: Strawberry Shortcake!

Mr. Short: CUNT 6m shaft.

Strawberry Shortcake 

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake
Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

Strawberry Shortcake 

Unprotected sex with your girlfriend's Auntie Flo.
"I had strawberry shortcake for breakfast, it was awesome"

Strawberry Shortcake 

Shannon spent all her cash on crack, now she's a Strawberry Shortcake.
Strawberry Shortcake by A Manly Ape September 17, 2014

strawberry shortcake 

usually named Thomas or Volosin
Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake

Strawberry Shortcake 

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.
My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.