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Rosetta Stoning 

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.
Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."
Rosetta Stoning by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009
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Stalingrab 

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.
If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

Stooling 

The act of thinking while taking a dump.
I have some of my best ideas while stooling..
Stooling by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

styling it 

The act of pretending you are a fully sober member of society when in actual fact you are completely wasted from being on a massive session. Most common reasons for styling it being having to go to work when you are still out of it or faking it to your girlfriend or boyfriend you are not an absolute space cadet from getting ruined all last night
Pal1 - Shit so what happened in work to day after we got hammered last night?

Pal2 - It was ok mate I’m the king of styling it. I told my boss I was a bit tired from bad nights sleep when really I was still pissed and wired to fuck from the all day and night session

Pal2 - Wish I had tried styling it I said I was still drunk from a party last night so got a disciplinary in 2 days. Also there’s been complaints to HR about me smelling of alcohol.

Pal1 - Getting sacked then aren’t you you absolute goon
styling it by Lee The King May 31, 2018

stoning out 

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".
Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.
stoning out by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."
The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*
stoning by kaldoscope November 13, 2009