Russian Ketchup Squirter 

You find a girl who squirts and wait until she is on her period. Then when she is on her period you fuck her until she squirts her red juicy goodness all over an open hot dog bun and you proceed to eat it.

russian ketchup squirter

Russian Ketchup Squirter by vaginalinspecter420 November 16, 2011

squirtess 

A female with the ability to have squirting orgasms

"I went to the bar last night and picked up this hot girl... We took a cab to my place, had sex and boy was I surprised to find out she was a squirtess... I'm gonna need to change the sheets soon"

squirtess by KillaInnaVilla December 20, 2015

shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose

Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty

shitty squirter by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021

Iron Squirter 

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.

Damn he got the iron squirter

Iron Squirter by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023

Purple headed yogurt squirter 

Penis, Wang, cock, slong, dick, pecker, third leg, etc

Man... Matt slammed his purple headed yogurt squirter into that bowl of clam chowder

Purple headed yogurt squirter by Cyberman89 January 8, 2009

squirter 

A person - assumed to be an enemy - trying to escape a military cordon or attack.

One squirter just fled out the north gate and is fleeing to the northeast on a jingle truck. Have the gunship take him out.

squirter by USMC-Sarge March 22, 2020

Ant Squirters 

Nipples that point towards the ground (ants are usually on the ground). Commonly found on female breast that aren’t perky or men with man boobs.

“Look at her ant squirters”
“At what age did they turn into ant squirters?”
“I hope my boobs never turn into ant squirters”

Ant Squirters by RT86 May 23, 2018