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squanto level 

to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.

man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
squanto level by the originals bro September 6, 2013

Squanto estapacho 

This word is used in the context in which in replaces other words which aren’t of any value to the whole. Blablabla is similar to it, but Squanto estapacho is the improved version for multiple reasons. One: this word isn’t used by retarded kids who think they are cool.
Hey man what did she say?”
“Mostly crap, constantly she was saying You never listen, squanto estapacho, you are a jerk”

Squanto Menthol 

The codename for American Spirit menthol or menthol lights.

Papa Squanto 

1) Slang for police 2) 5-0 3) Po-po
Damn dogg, youda never gotten pulled over if you'd have braked when I yelled "Papa Squanto".
Papa Squanto by NJC March 28, 2005

Tyler Squanto 

A kid who says he's one percent Native American and is an over reactive cunt when you say that's impossible
Wow that kids a real Tyler Squanto
Tyler Squanto by Eli Ekkert July 4, 2016

Marinara Squanto 

A spin off of a marinara sanchez. When a man fingers a woman during her period and wipes his bloody fingers across his cheeks, using it as indian war paint.
Person1: Dude i was fingering tammy during her period
Person2: Did you marinara squanto her?
Person1: Yeah, it was sweet she was totally turned on. She gave an indian call too.