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Geek Squad 

Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.
Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.
Geek Squad by Starchylde May 21, 2016
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Fail Squad 

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.
In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.

Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.

Chop tha Squad 

Derived from the French "Tes chopé de equipé?" meaning "Did you have sex with the team?

To have sex or perform sexual favors on more than one member of your friend group.
I heard she's the type of girl to chop tha squad!
Chop tha Squad by LIL___t January 15, 2015

flase squad 

A hip hop oriented collective of goons, artists, and musicians that came to prominence in Los Angeles in 2009. They are scattered over parts of Europe and California.
Those Flase Squad beats were so clean, made me reflect on how wild everything has been.
flase squad by 999Ghost November 13, 2013

notification squad 

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.