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Office Space Invader 

Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.

Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"

Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"

Troy: "Well, did you find it?"

Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."

Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
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Personal Space Invader

The rare and abnormal act undertaken when a person who you have never previously had any aquaintance with, sits next to you in a situaiton when all of the other places to sit down are empty, like in a movie theatre or a bus.
Tom: "Hey man how was your movie?"
Craig: Man, it was shit i had to deal with a personal space invader the whole time!

Space Invader

The act of invading another's genital area with your tongue whiile they are sleeping.
My wife was in bed in a deep sleep, gave me a chance to be a space invader.
Space Invader by Frank Palace January 14, 2012

Gaping Space Invader 

The act of lodging a rusty crowbar into the anal cavity of another individual.
Zack totally got a gaping space invader yesterday.
Gaping Space Invader by Major ED February 12, 2010

Space Invadering

Space Invadering is The Act of a man that Excretes into Cling Film, once in the flim shape into a penis, Once finshed place into a freezer. When frozen rock solid the Invader can be taken out of the cling film and used as a Dildo
Hey Love wanna a good Space Invadering ?

Sure Thing Get it out the Freezer
Space Invadering by Gingeeer November 19, 2010

[space invader] 

often a rich kid or trust funder who moves to your area (especially nyc, la, big cities etc) from a cow poke town and takes up your space, driving rent and all costs of living up. these are especially despised hipsters who start repping the city they've invaded as if it were there own.
ex: Paul moved to brooklyn to attend Pratt, he began saying he was from "BK all day" while his parents paid exorbitant rent so he could hang in nyc, what a fucking space invader!
[space invader] by Mary Gunns December 10, 2006

space invader

A derogatory term for a white male who goes for black females.

Known as a space invader because he is likely to be pulled into a "black hole"
B is dating a black girl
S: At least I'm not a space invader!
B: WHAT!?!?
S: I'm safe from getting sucked into a black hole.
B *cries*
space invader by Sk1llyW1lly March 1, 2011