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the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.
Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.
snarfed by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005
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Brief air emission from the nose in reaction to a moderately fun stimulus. Not enough to burst out into laughters, but more than sufficient to entertain you.
"excellent meme, lovingly dense, well spaced texts. I really snoffed on this"

"I snoffed so hard on Michael's joke that I almost took off"
snoffed by Subito Kijiji June 4, 2020
When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.
"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"
Snurfed by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

Snoredible 

When you fall asleep before the weed edible you ate kicks in
"Bro don't fall asleep you don't want to snoredible and waste that edible you just ate."

Storfedpik 

It is a black piece of meat, often over 5 meters long. It is something that can make critical damage to your throat, mouth and toothmeat, and you may find yourself waking up in a hospital the next day.
I just got a storfedpik down my throat, and then I had to lay in coma for 4 years.
the act of sneezing and coughing at the same time
Nick: dude you just snoffed in my truck!
Jimmy: i know. i never did that before.
snoffed by smitty4791 October 20, 2009