Rush Limbaugh's nipples 

Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.

"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."

Rush Limbaugh's nipples by odradek February 7, 2008

snipple

when an extremely cold snapple bottle is placed on a nipple (usually by accident), the said nipple becomes a snipple.

"i accidentally gave my girlfriend a snipple last night... she screamed..."

snipple by jennifer nasherson December 9, 2008

stipples 

Stiff Nipples. Usually occurs when you're cold or excited. More likely for women.

"Damn its cold in here... im going to get stipples"

stipples by brydan September 17, 2006

wasp's nipples

Something very hot, hip, or happening. Where the hepcats roll. Like the bee's knees, but much sexier.

That there is the shit! It's the bee's knees! The wasp's nipples! Every major erogenous zone of any common insect!

wasp's nipples by El Toro Grande October 4, 2005

snapples

it can be used it two different ways.

way 1:to give credit to someone for doing something. instead of saying words like props,or points you say snapples.

way 2:to express your state of shock or the impression something made on you

way 1: what you did for that poor guy was so nice, snapples.

way 2: *someone does a trick* oh snapples, that was bangin' yo'.

snapples by Brea June 30, 2004

sucking the king's nipples 

To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)

Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.

sucking the king's nipples by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010

Skipples 

Skidded nipples

She took off her bra and she had skipples!!!

She flashed her skipples and had to give her beads back at mardi gra!

Skipples by MsDaygo71 January 29, 2023