Smatting 

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

Smatting by Smatting April 26, 2015

shit shatting

Engaging in conversation with a person/persons not particularly cared about or liked.

Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.

shit shatting by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014

snotting 

when you're laughing really hard and you breathe hard out of your nose and snot comes out

I was laughing so hard I snotted

snotting by LiNdSaY aNn February 27, 2005

Twat Swatting 

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

Twat Swatting by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

Shatting yourself by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Sratting 

As much a state of mind as an action: unambiguously displaying confidence, intelligence, wealth, style and class while maintaining a positive, lackadaisical, attitude. One who truly sratts hard never forgets the value of having a good time or the responsibilities to which she is obligated.

Sratting includes but is not limited to, drinking, shopping, making sandwiches, wearing Lilly Pulitzer and pearls, sitting by the pool at the yacht club with your fratdaddy and finally denouncing GDIs by any and every means necessary.

Sratting by hot piece of ASA August 22, 2011

snotting 

When your really angry or sad and after you've been crying alot and your nose is runny. And you just blow that shit out everywhere and wipe the snotty spitty mixture all over everything.

Quit snotting everywhere Paul Hill, that shit is nasty.

snotting by Shoe McShoe June 3, 2004