DNA Smoothie 

The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.

*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).

KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."

JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"

KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."

DNA Smoothie by JT Amish December 15, 2009

Keyboard Smoothie 

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.

Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?

Keyboard Smoothie by Rychotech November 4, 2011

ass smoothie 

A smoothie (or other beverage) that is first prepared in a blender, then poured into a woman's ass. The woman then stands up, jumps up and down to mix the smoothie, pours it into a glass and drinks it.

Pornstar Cheyenne Hunter made an ass smoothie in our test kitchen.

ass smoothie by Sheri Santiago January 7, 2008

CL Smoothie 

A Coors Light Beer

Hey buddy throw me a CL Smoothie.

Nothing like drinking CL Smoothies when shredding gnar.

CL Smoothie by dandandandandan November 4, 2008

smooshy 

unbearably cute; adorable

Look at that smooshy little girl with her curly hair and polka dots!

smooshy by etoddw January 23, 2010

Smoshiga 

Underrated YouTuber who claims to be gay. He got his channel terminated on 2/16/2019. You can call him Smoshigay for short. He got terminated for making inappropriate & stolen content. B10K, Arcimela, HeyDino & Dylan determined that his behaviour is gay.

Person 1: Smoshiga got terminated
Person 2: **proceeds to default dance**

Smoshiga by Smoshiga February 15, 2019

Ukrainian Smoothie 

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

Ukrainian Smoothie by Esab March 10, 2022