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Sandy Sucker 

When you pour water on your dick, sugar coat it, and then get dome.
-"Did you hear about what move he pulled the other day?"
"Na what did he do?"
-"I herd he gave his bitch a Sandy Sucker"
Sandy Sucker by Tender Bender January 21, 2013

Sandy sealion 

When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place
Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*

Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion
Sandy sealion by c-h-r-i-s-6-9 June 30, 2016

sandy salad 

Letting a cat lick your asshole. The cat's tounge feels like sand paper, and getting your asshole licked is like having your salad tossed.
John: "Boy Brycen, Dave really likes to put honey and catnip on his ass to have the cat lick it off!"
Brycen: "Yeah, thats what I call a sandy salad! I always knew he was a sick fuck!"
sandy salad by Denbritle23 November 6, 2011

Sandy Saddler 

When a girl rubs peanut butter in a guy's butt crack while he pulls his penis through his legs and blows a load into the peanut butter. The girl then mounts him on his back and pees on his butt while somebody else eats the soup that is produced by the fluid mix.
Last night me and April did the Sandy Saddler with Erin.
Sandy Saddler by TheSetharoni November 10, 2017

Sandy Spread Cheeks 

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.
I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!

Sandy Sleeper 

Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.
"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"
Sandy Sleeper by The Ninja Shitter November 13, 2011