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shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.
"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"
shit my tits by mcjew December 17, 2007

shit-ass-tits 

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.
*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits
shit-ass-tits by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

shit mah tits 

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.
Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits
"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

shit for tits 

not being able to do anything, an insult to a awkward or clumsy person.

something usless
You can't do shit for tits Mike

this computer is a bunch of shit for tits
shit for tits by mike mccord July 6, 2008

Shit on my tits! 

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!