shit on my dick 

to take a poo on your wank.

i was sitting in my house when sandy came over and took a shit on my dick.

shit on my dick by danika May 13, 2005

No Shit on my Dick 

Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."

No Shit on my Dick by LonLonMilk April 7, 2011

shit on my dick 

a phrase that is used to express extreme or intense frustration.

Traveler: I would like a Snickers bar please.
Ice Cream Vendor: 2,30 Euros.
Traveler: Shit on my dick!! I only have 1 Euro.
Ice Cream Vendor: Oh! You guys speak English?

shit on my dick by Murphinator May 5, 2008

shit on my dick 

A term coined by a member of the Villanova track team that is used to express a variety of things ranging from extreme upset to extreme excitement.

A young lady had an extra ticket at a Villanova basketball game and saw a large black man yelling, "Tickets, tickets!" She thought he wanted to purchase a ticket so she approached him and said, "I have a ticket I can sell you." When he informed her that he was looking to sell tickets, not buy them, she got pissed and yelled, "SHIT ON MY DICK!" to that mofo.

shit on my dick by Tai P July 6, 2007

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick 

Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.

After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.

Blood on my razor - shit on my dick by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016

Suck my dick shit lips 

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

Suck my dick shit lips by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016