dirty Shelbi 

When a girl can’t get her man turned on she buys a violin that only plays wap. she begins to strip and play wap on the violin with her mega hairy coochie lips in front of him to finally give him a boner. the only way she lets him finish off is by cumming inside the hole of the violin. she then collects it for years so she can dump ancient cum on him if he ever cheats on her.

i just wasn’t having it with my girl but couldn’t keep my hands off her once she pulled a dirty shelbi.

dirty Shelbi by hairypussy69 February 13, 2021

tommy shelby 

The most badass person that has ever existed.

Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth

tommy shelby by manuNorton November 17, 2019

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

Shelby Drescher by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

shelfing it 

To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.

'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'

shelfing it by Alex Lumb April 23, 2008

SHELFITIS 

Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!

Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.

SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017

Shelby'd

Verb. The act of getting extremely drunk, wasted, or sloshed. Term originally given to people who had a few too many. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

OMG, did you see that girl at that party, she was totally shelby'd.

Shelby'd by Josh McRoberts January 23, 2014

Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

Shelby Township by Muffinsami January 29, 2009