shawnee, kansas 

a nice town in kansas near overland park and KCK.

kid one: so where do you live?
kid two: shawnee, kansas.
kid one: KANSAS IS GAY. IT'S SO FREAKING BORING
kid two: well then where do you live?
kid one: uhh... well that's none of your freaking business. *signs off*

shawnee, kansas by bfuadh dfahsd fnuidf hnuigy09238u !!!!! August 3, 2007

Shawnee Mission South 

somehow called "one of the best schools in the country". Shawnee mission south is full of druggies and stuck up douchebags (this is coming from a current freshman at south).
If any other definition says that the school is wonderful and one of the best they are full of shit. The nerds are probably some of the best people you'll meet at this school because EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASSES!Not to mention the fact that the druggies smoke pot at the bus stops. If you have a choice in going here stay the fuck away!

full of life freshman or new kid, Hey I hear Shawnee mission south is wonderful, school is going to be so wonderful

that same person at the end of his or her first year there, I hope this gets dragged down to hell and raped by a tentacle monster!

Shawnee Mission South by mitchel1497 October 21, 2012

shawnee high school 

A school in south jersey in which at least 75% of the student body is high on drugs or drunk, all the time. Everyone in the school except maybe the frosh knows who sells the dime bags or even a quick fix of smack or meth. Death threats and robbery are commonplace as well as faculty molestation of students. AKA "Heroine High". Shawnee is also big for pill poppin white trash sleep with anyguy whores. Shawnee often finds itself kickin the shit out of Cherokee High School. on a good day, more drugs are sold in Shawnee high school than in northeast philly.

2005
Shawnee Football - 21
Cherokee Football - 0

shawnee high school by Shawnee Football June 11, 2006

Shawnee High School 

located between the nutsack and the butthole.

dude my shawnee high school is hairy, disgusting, and smelly.

Shawnee High School by smb shawnee fags October 17, 2010

Shawnee Mission South 

The Home of the Raiders. I'm not saying we're the best, but if you look up the definitions of the other Shawnee Mission schools,Shawnee Mission East,Shawnee Mission West,Shawnee Mission North, and Shawnee Mission Northwest, you'll see they bag on every other school except South. The golden years of South sports have passed with the exception of a kick-ass cross country team. South doesn't necessarily fit in typical school stereotypes, we draw off the best, and sadly, the worst aspects of each school in the district. Yes we have our druggies, (North) our alcholic rich ass holes, (East) our racial minorities, (West) our sluts, our jocks, our gays, and our man-whores. But believe it or not the majority of our student body are good people who respect their teachers, school, and pears. Add to this an undying sense of school loyalty and a fierce rivalry with Shawnee Mission East and you get the genious, creative, athletic, determined school that is Shawnee Mission South.

Shawnee Mission South, a great school to go to, simple as that.

Shawnee Mission South by SMSchoirboy October 21, 2011

Shawnee Mission West 

Unlike the other lying definitions, Shawnee Mission West (spoken from a TRUE West kid) is full of druggies, idiots, niggaz (not the cool ones, unless they did sports, then they were cool) and ugly fatasses. The administrators were a complete joke and the "rentacops" were all straight homosexual, and no that wasn't gay bashing, it's honesty. Also, we don't have a great sports record either, we pretty much have the least state championships of any school in the Shawnee Mission school district.

"oh hey, it's a Shawnee Mission West kid." "Yeah, who would wanna be him?"

"So who are we up against?" "Shawnee Mission West" "We win. Not even worth watching"

Shawnee Mission West by Grizzly the Frizzly September 16, 2011

Shawnee Mission North 

The first (and best) Shawnee Mission High School. Best Drama department in the midwest, despite the lower budget than other schools. Lots of pep at sporting events, no matter what the score is. The only students doing drugs are the ones too stupid to get themselves involved. Contrary to popular belief, poor schools have LESS drug problems. Because the students don't have the money to BUY drugs.

Westkid1: Did you see the retards at the Shawnee Mission North game?
Westkid2: Yeah, they were still cheering like they had a fighting chance!
Northkid: At least we were polite and courteous to the visiting team

Shawnee Mission North by LadyIndian January 20, 2011