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semibrity 

- An actor or TV personality you seem to stumble upon all the time, but always forget or never bother to learn their name.

- A celebrity who (in your opinion) doesn't deserve to be that famous. (used as a minor insult.)
- Dude, isn't that the guy from Just Shoot Me?
- Who, dude?
- You know that tall bald guy in Just Shoot Me, he's a total semibrity?
- Shit, dude he ain't no semibrity that's Brian Posehn. He's totally famous in my book.
semibrity by Trollcan November 28, 2013
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Senioritis

A deadly disease that strikes high school seniors. This disease makes seniors wear really smelly clothes, over styling their hair and the boys don't care about shaving anymore. It also allows seniors to make excuses for not coming to school repeatedly and it also allows them to party and get drunk as hell like college kids until they get in trouble with the police. Only cures are to put them in college or graduation.
Junior: Hey man, where have you been? I haven't seen you at school for two months.
Senior: Dude, I have Senioritis. I don't give a shit about my grades anymore.
Senioritis by AdomC March 21, 2015

Senorita Lemonita

The first victim of Sophia's sticker murders.
Rest in peace to senorita lemonita.
Senorita Lemonita by LIL_KATARINA November 20, 2018

señorita 

want a drink, señorita?
señorita by Julio L. August 21, 2003
Damn, José sure has a lot of señority.
Señority by ZeWaffles July 6, 2012

Super Senioritis 

noun. A crippling disease that strikes college undergraduates in their 5th year of college. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.
Professor: You have only been to class once in the past month.
Student: Yeaaa... I meant to email you and let you know that I came down with a very bad case of Super Senioritis.
Super Senioritis by Javballer August 30, 2012

senioritis

The feeling you get when you have a college acceptance letter in one hand, a Cinnabon in the other hand, and you jack it with both hands and skeet all over your bookbag and homework.

Of course, you don't have the motivation to clean off your stuff anytime between 3 PM and 7 AM the next day.
The diary of an infected senior:

Dear diary. I have finally come to terms with my life-threatening case of senioritis. And while my parents and teachers tell me I should "get back on the horse" and study hard, I can only spit out the battle cry of my generation:

SENIORITIS: We'd find a cure, but we just don't fuckin care.
senioritis by TheSkankyBrown April 14, 2010