A Steven Segal 

A Steven Segal is a badly rolled joint, fat and slow burning.

I aint smoking that Steven Segal.

A Steven Segal by Liam Domonkos January 8, 2005

Anna Segal

The lender of prescription glasses when your right eye goes blury

Hey Anna Segal Can I borrow your glasses?

Anna Segal by fbstalker April 16, 2010

nick segal 

an act of sexual misfortune involving a male and female party. the "nick segal" member often is found vying for a mahoo.

Shit man, I heard Matt got nick segal going now

nick segal by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019

Logan Segal

A sweet guy, but also known as a porch monkey. Hes perfect for a guy best friend and will always bully you.

Stop being a Logan Segal, its not cool

Logan Segal by lololol000000 September 2, 2020

Kfir Segal

The most handsome usefull gigantic cocked kid there is.

Dude! I saw Kfir Segals dick today! it was humongous!

Kfir Segal by FIUFI December 28, 2021

steven segal 

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

steven segal by partyboy January 31, 2005

steven segal 

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

steven segal by Tom85 July 24, 2006