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Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.
"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."
Christian term for accepting, and believing in, Christ. To be written in the "Lambs Book of Life."
I have been saved since I was seventeen years old.
saved by Chad Deese October 17, 2003

saved-my-ass 

1.
a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.

b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.

2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.
The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.

The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.

The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.

The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".
saved-my-ass by TheCopaKing October 26, 2013

saved by the bellhorn 

An awesome message board with awesome people who talk Sox and talk about really cool stuff.
Since I was saved by the bellhorn in 2004 I now visit www.savedbythebellhorn.com. It makes my day awesome.
saved by the bellhorn by trotdaubach November 22, 2010

All changes saved in Drive 

Hooly frick you are bored as hell. Please, do not read the rest of this "definition" for it contains very boring content

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All changes saved in Drive - When all your written data on a Google Document page has been saved into your Google Drive. This text appears on the top and next to the -Help- button on the row of options underneath the title.
Saving... All changes saved in Drive

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i wanna be saved 

an internet meme showing a strong to a person to the point you want to be saved by them
Girl 1 : Shoot! I pissed my pants.
Girl 2 : I WANNA BE SAVEDDD 😍
Girl 3 : watafuck
i wanna be saved by pants_pisser December 20, 2022