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sausage roll stomp 

where you intentionally through your sausage roll (preferably greggs) into the air and proceed to tread it into the carpoet in a stomping motion
Man I said show me how you get down,
Man I said swear down,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp ,
Lemme see the sausage roll stomp,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp,

Sausage roll tits 

When a girls tits look like somebody has stuck two sausage rolls to her chest and then scratched away the pastry.
"Ooh man, you should have seen how bad her tits were, they were pure Sausage roll tits!"

or...

"She had stretchies all over her little envelopes, like she has had a fight with a tiger and lost! Proper Sausage roll tits!"
Sausage roll tits by ddotadotn July 28, 2009

Sausage Roll Cannons 

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.
"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

Santa Fe sausage-roll 

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!

wigan sausage roll 

A Wigan sausage roll are known for being used not eaten. Wigan people pull the sausage out and put it in there arse and with the left over pastry they will fuck it with there penis
Wigan sausage roll anyone

Ooo yes in my room
wigan sausage roll by Gansha January 17, 2020

Santa Fe Sausage Roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.