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Sandusky Shitstorm 

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.
I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.
Sandusky Shitstorm by Jb23sr July 2, 2016

Sandusky Squirrelpot 

During the act of sex, one must take a shit, piss, and ejaculate into a female's mouth, then mix the ingredients together with your erection. Have the female swallow. Best results are after eating a burrito or mexican related goods.
Last night i gave a girl the Sandusky Squirrelpot and she wanted an encore.

Sandusky Slam 

When a big man picks up another man/woman and sticks their penis in them. they then jump and land on top of them making them feel little and broken.
Those two gay guys Sandusky slammed yesterday!
I feel bad for the small one.
Sandusky Slam by pissballshitball February 14, 2012

Sandusky Skin Slap 

When you come out on the wrong end of a deal or situation. A situation that is definitely not in your favor. Kind of like having an old man molest you in the shower.
Man I just got a letter from the IRS. Dude! they totally hit me with the Sandusky Skin Slap!! cornholed
Sandusky Skin Slap by Wavyone January 24, 2012

Sandusky Skidmark 

The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!
Wow, Womp gave his girlfriend a Sandusky Skidmark last night, It was Stupendous!
Sandusky Skidmark by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

Sandusky Special 

A tricky sex act. Basically, the male will reverse-titty-fuck his partner (while the woman is on her back, the male straddles the female, facing her feet, and places his penis in between her breasts) while defacting in her open mouth. It is similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, except with the addition of a hot lunch. Like many sex acts, this one is named for another great city in Ohio.

As an added bonus, the Sandusky Refried Special is accomplished if the man has a bad case of diarrhea.
I thought I'd done it all, until she asked me to give her the Sandusky Special.
Sandusky Special by Daytona Blue January 5, 2006