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peruvian salad bar 

A sexual act when one person deficates, segregates the undigested food particles from the shit, and throws the food particles on the pillow for the other's lover to eat.
Wanting to provide Ken a successful peruvian salad bar, Giancarlo's diet consisted of corn relish salsa for snacks, and corn beef and cabbage meals for the past 2 days.
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California Salad Bar 

The place where you buy your weed.
Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.

punching the salad bar 

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.
After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

confused as an american in a salad bar 

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

salad barred

Christopher: What are we doing tonight
Chuck: Getting salad barred.

argumentum ad saladbar 

When used in an argument, a person takes various scraps of talking points and tosses them together into a bowl, then tries to pass the word salad as a cogent argument.
In discussing the Boston Bombings and the Republican Congressmen who should understand the Constitution as pertains to the rights of American citizens, a commenter referred to the president as "Obummer" and said that the article about Republican Congressmen should have been entitled "Obama doesn't understand the Constitution" because the borders are not secure and Mexican drug cartels get guns. The comment has nothing to do with the article and can be dismissed as argumentum ad saladbar.