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River is the best person in this world and they will always be there for you.If you ever find a river always keep them and if you hurt my river i will hunt you down and LITERALLY KILL YOU. River is super nice and cool and will always take care of you no matter what even if they dont feel well or having a bad day.On the other part river can also be very weird and make weird noises.River is the best cousin and is like a mom to me.
"River is the best"
"i dont like River"
"say that again and see what happens."
River by Go_Away1239000 December 8, 2022
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River is the most beautiful person out there he is inspirational sexy hot and a really good kisser
Did u see river yesterday?

Yes he so hot I want him now😘
River by River has dig bick September 5, 2018
Apathetic towards others. Rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. People think that something's wrong but there really isn't. Quiet and soft spoken.
Jill: Hey, what's wrong with Michael? Is he having a bad day?

John: Naw, he's just being River. It's a natural thing..
River by Poon Daddiiiiiiii July 26, 2009
A state of being amazing and awesome at the same time
Everybody in the town loves river after heroically saving the town
River by Erybodyloveme June 6, 2018
She is kind and loving. She is always there when needed, but she is quite socially awkward and dislikes talking to people. she can be shy at first but when you get to know her she is a true friend.
She is so kind, she must be a River
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The act of sweeping a girl off her feet only to drop her and move on to the next girl.
"dang you see that boy over there?"
"yeah"
"he just rivered me" *cries*
river by glorious_notorious October 7, 2009
The last (5th) board card in Texas Hold 'em Poker.
I went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with T3o.
river by Big Chimper July 16, 2003