me·di·an - re·ward
ˈmēdēən - rəˈwôrd
_adjective_
1. A reward obtained at the midpoint of an assignment or a particularly unpleasant task. This reward (which generally consists of something sweet) serves the following significant purposes:
a) retrospective: providing the individual with a feeling of satisfaction for the percentage of assignment completed and
b) providing the individual with extra motivation to complete the remaining portion of the assignment
Bro 1: That girl wants to hook up with me tonight man.
Bro 2: Sneak out dude, totally worth it.
Bro 1: I could get in serious trouble, like no car for a month.
Bro 2: I don't know man, risk reward.
Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.
Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."